17, girl, danish. I hope you have a great day
my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide
Basically my theory is that people magically turn 50% hotter when they look beaten up and dirty
we need to have a talk
Dean is literally Gods example of this fucking theory. Jesus Christ. Dat purgatory look.
you were saying
jk rowling’s reasoning as to why fenrir greyback turned remus into a werewolf: remus’s father insulted him so he did it as an act of revenge
the actual reason greyback bit remus: the temptation to succumb to the fact that biting remus whose name literally means ‘werewolf’ would be the greatest feat in lycanthropic irony the world had ever seen
Ollivander: Oh you need a wand? Try this one.
Ollivander: I don't fuckin know
Ollivander: Here try this it kinda killed your parents