17, girl, danish. I hope you have a great day

 

capslockapocalypse:

myrandaroyces:

nick fury has got his arms around natasha like she’s the mother of his child and tony stark is that child and they’ve just heard the news about what tony did at school today and they don’t know how to best discipline him or how they manged to raise such a failure of a child

is that not the plot of iron man 2

capslockapocalypse:

myrandaroyces:

nick fury has got his arms around natasha like she’s the mother of his child and tony stark is that child and they’ve just heard the news about what tony did at school today and they don’t know how to best discipline him or how they manged to raise such a failure of a child

is that not the plot of iron man 2

gay8:

gay8:

gay8:

my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.

i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed

this post is one of my best by a landslide

gaytable:

second-breakfast-with-lucifer:

consultingsuperhero:

castielthelittleblackwingedangel:

darukachai:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

0hmycas:

Basically my theory is that people magically turn 50% hotter when they look beaten up and dirty

exhibit A

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Exhibit B

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we need to have a talk

holy shit

Exhibit A

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Exhibit B

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 more like

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(pictures via mishasboobs and deanpicspams)

Dean is literally Gods example of this fucking theory. Jesus Christ. Dat purgatory look.

i’m sorry

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you were saying

(Source: lauriedumas)

jk rowling’s reasoning as to why fenrir greyback turned remus into a werewolf: remus’s father insulted him so he did it as an act of revenge


the actual reason greyback bit remus: the temptation to succumb to the fact that biting remus whose name literally means ‘werewolf’ would be the greatest feat in lycanthropic irony the world had ever seen

note-a-bear:

kaalashnikov:

cracked:

Dark Ages, Schmark Ages. The De-Textbook cuts through that and so much more fake-fact bullshit.

cloudy with a chance of witch burning

your periodic reminder that a good chunk of Europe basically shat the bed for a few centuries while everyone else kinda did their thing.

note-a-bear:

kaalashnikov:

cracked:

Dark Ages, Schmark Ages. The De-Textbook cuts through that and so much more fake-fact bullshit.

cloudy with a chance of witch burning

your periodic reminder that a good chunk of Europe basically shat the bed for a few centuries while everyone else kinda did their thing.

Ollivander: Oh you need a wand? Try this one.

*shit explodes*

Ollivander: Shit

Ollivander: I don't fuckin know

Ollivander: Here try this it kinda killed your parents

Ollivander: Perf