18, girl, danish and gay. I hope you have a great day
*pretends I didn’t see*
If you want to be friends with me you don’t have to be “Hi, um, can, ya know, we be friends?”
It is 1000000000000000000000% percent ok if you just go into my inbox can go. “Man, I am so fucking pissed off at fucking Larry.” And I’ll most likely respond with, “Oh shit! What did Larry do now?”
Andrew Scott??? haha nah what a nerd u really think— [trips] [hundreds of photos of andrew spill out of jacket] shit wow what a nerd right fuck these aren’t mine i [gathering photos and sweating] listen fuck these aren’t mine i’m just [more photos scatter across floor] shit fuck i’m holding them for a friend just LISTEN
My dream for The Avengers: Age of Ultron is that it starts out with each of the Avengers getting a call early in the morning that they need to come in, and when they get to Clint, they’re like, “We still don’t have Romanoff’s new location, so if you have a way of contacting her, pass the message to her as well.” Clint replies, “I’ll see if I can track her down,” and hangs up the phone. Then he rolls over in bed and is like, “Hey Nat, get up, they need us.”
tbh my Magnussen-Moriarty headcanon is that Magnussen looked at Moriarty and his mindpalace-thing started running (finances: unknown - pressure point: searching…) and then suddenly everything starts blaring and turns red and the words BACK THE FUCK OFF flash insistently across his mental screens -
and Jim just smiiiiiles, because he knows exactly what’s going on.
'say no to drugs'
if you’re talking to drugs, the odds are you’ve probably already said yes